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The Story of a Herring Goal
David Lee was charged with carrying out a sexual act involving a herring goal. CCTV footage shows him kneeling down in an alleyway at 1am and appearing to masturbate With the bird close to his groin Well watching pornography on his phone Before kicking the bird away and walking Oh I think I'm glad we got really glad we got Isn't that interesting? You know I isn't that interesting So anyway the court heard that Lee was charged with the following On Thursday August 18th last year Looking up a herred goal Because I want to just firstly see Oh wow holy shit They're huge They are big and they are beautifulOh yeah look at the tits of that herring Yo y
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