I'm a Smatic. I've Had an Asthma Attack on the Spot

I thought we were dating. I called him babe. My friend was talking to a guy and he said no offense, but I think I can do better. You just had an asthma attack on the spot. She's like actually. Hey. Yo. Yo.Yo. Down with that babe stuff. Bro. You can't be calling me babe like that. I'm now a smatic. No offense. Someone can say that's a new better. Oh, that's actually horrible. That’s actually horrible. The next day she asked me out for coffee. It was mid class to class. So that we had like two minutes. Yeah, two minute walk. God.