The Language of Children

"I love rules and traditions. I'm gonna be a sit down as a dinner table guy together," he says. "It's difficult now for me, like what, especially having eight year old and a 12 year old, they, when you tell them to get off their devices,. Like you just have to deal with like them freaking the fuck out."

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THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are waxing philosophical. You never step in the same river twice is the new motto. Sal is losing weight no ozempic tho! Super Hero movies are DEAD. Succession finale was FIRE FLAMES. Spending money is an addiction that you need to keep an eye on. We are what we spend on babes! Kids are addicted to their damn devices. Why does it feel like time speeds up as you get older? What would society be without money? Could you go back to the barter system and survive. Michael Jordan vs Lebron James who is the real GOAT?! Greatest Asian of ALL time is WHO? Chris was not made to wear hats. Insane and hilarious funeral service. Ever dial 911? Who the HELL wants a pet rabbit?!?! HEY BABE!

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