The Power of Excitement

I feel like I'm so excited to be doing live comedy so electric right now. It's a good antidote to everything on the internet. In person, people want jokes. They understand the complex complexities of jokes. If we're going to McDonald's, it's always the right time. There's a deal for every lunch hour at McDonald's. Now's the time to get two for $3.99. Mix and match a four-piece McNuggets, a McDouble, a McChicken, or a Hot and Spicy McChicken. Price and participation may vary, cannot be combined with any other offers. Single item at regular price.