I'm an Ambassador for Iran

You might have seen me recently trashing my LGBT friendly credentials by accepting a lorryload of cash to be an ambassador for Qatar. Since then, I've been looking to trash my feminist credentials in exchange for a big sack of dust as well. So why not come to Iran for your next family holiday? Don't answer that. It was a retarickle question. Thank you. Oh, fantastic track. Terrific. What could be better than standing here in the middle of Tehran and just feeling the breeze in your hair,. unless you're a woman of course, in which case that would rightly lend you in jail.