Itching - I'm Fishing Right Now

Pamela Winkle called an emergency press conference to announce that while she thanks the current mayor for her generous offer, after some thought and discussion with a couple of helpful advisors, she simply is too busy being retired to accept. She continued, cracking the thick leather fishing line, like in that popular and heartwarming series of adventure movies about a wise cracking archaeologist who comically destroys countless important artifacts under the hilarious misapprehension that they belong in his museum rather than their religious sites.