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556: The Leather Rose #15

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

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The Evolution of the Long Neck Dinosaurs

Tyrannosaurus rex is saying hey i need to engage in an extramarital type of relationship to get my bone off. The long necks of the bronchosaurus for example might seem to make no sense many idiots out there think that the long necks were to reach the fruit growing for massive trees this is not the case at all those long necks were evolved for one reason and one reason alone for sucking off t-rex velociraptor. Some dinosaurs with their big dangling lizard dongs you know it's such a long dong drift down and then the Bronchosaurus would extend its neck up and just lick and lap at the the penises.

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