How to Serve Chicken Soup

"I'm going to bring in the bowls and put them on your laps And then give you a spoon, a dessert spoon Because I confuse dessert spoons and soup spoons" "That is classy as fuck This has been brilliant Now it's time for a bit of entertainment Do you have any kind of entertainment laid on? No Who am I talking to?" he asks his audience. 'You're all sitting very, very close to each other because it's quite a small sofa' He adds: "[It's] okay for these people That you've never met, yeah."