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The Importance of Toilet Paper
I want the proper kit, please. I want to not be wearing a sock over my face. The other thing I feel so smug about is having the bun gun, the shot duffer, bless you. You've got scalable toilet paper. Oh my God, it's incredible. All mounted high pressure hose that you can spray at your bum, not in your bum, at your bum to reduce the requirement for toilet roll. High pressure hose makes it sound more rudimentary than it is. It's real nice chrome with the pressure. What's happened, Johnny? Have you had a stroke?