Paddington Bear, Malice in the Palace

For the first time ever, Paddington reveals what really happened that day. One of the royals kept asking me where I was from. And when I eventually told them I'm an orphan bear who arrived from darkest Peru in a lifeboat, they just reported me to the home office. They asked me if I knew Winnie the Pooh, as if all beers know each other. But Paddington is determined to come out fighting. People of Britain, this is your supply prime minister. You've reached Leakey Suella-Braveman. He's not home right now, but leave a message and he'll be sure to process it in the next 12 to 36 months