Only Fans - What's a Homemade Smut?

"I'm a 45-year-old overweight guy from Philly, never in a million years would anyone want to see me naked," says writer. "My boss tricked me into a disciplinary call that involved them asking a whole bunch of probing questions about my non-existent only fans account" The company claimed the only reason they dragged him up was because the cops had been in touch. Turns out our humorless little friend had tried to make me out to be some sick freak, even predatorizing children,. I just told the cops to search his name on fans only, to find out what a sick freak I was.