The Legend of Lucy the Dog

My mom had a dog years ago named Lucy. She was not a smart dog. Smart is on the dairy product way down like yogurt. It's cultured. So anyway, so Lucy, the hound dog, Kleptomaniac. The dog kept stealing things until the man stopped keeping things in his carport. And that's a shout out to rude dude, Phineas Gage. He and his lovely wife are Guffman obsessive.