Why do humans slobber on each other? This is almost the big evolutionary question that remains unansweredall clear. The lips have a lorn of a brain tissue devoted to the sensory brain tissues devoted to the lips, and are disproportionately so. One ten second kiss can transfer 80 million microbes into your partner's mouth. A ten minute kiss results in the exchange of something like ten million a bacti one body to the next. And i thought maybe we could revisit summer make outs. As a person who had a hook up in july with a guy nine years younger than me and then married his ass a decade later. I'm just a big fan of sweaty night romances, right
I NEEDED TO MAKE THIS, OKAY? I needed to get excited about summer wonders. So we toiled over the ultimate Summersode. Kick back for a compliation of snorkling tips, shark statistics, firefly safaris, constitutional law questions, the science of makeouts, appreciation for hornets, horniness for foraging, cabins, campfires, crevice checking, jellyfish tips, bear safety, the importance of handwritten memories and actual scientific advice on how to find joy amid difficult conditions. Your summer vibe has arrived. Just in time.
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