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9 - "PYRAMID"

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Nightvale Skin Check

Doctors are encouraging nightvail citizens to do regular skin checks. You may think that freckle or mole is harmless, but you never know when it will grow into something much worse. Surgeons at nightvale general hospital are noting an uptic in dermitological growths related to sun exposure. Doctors describe these growths as 15 inch spirald horns. The horns mostly protrude from the lower back or knees. Unchecked, these horns can develop a glistening shine, small leather saddles and bright red lips on the very tip. Grow my seeds inside you and let them flower.

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