Cliff Richard - Is He the King of the Pops?

Cliff Richard has had a number one single in each of the last nine decades or something, isn't he? He's always been there. Because his fans are dying off at a rate of knots and yet... And yet, they're stronger than ever. Well, many of those fans are being internally hamster. So it's not like it's a thinning of the herd. It's that they are also being hamming-danced. Most of the people that have had Cliff Richard concert are actually people of my age operating in Mitsu. You get the point where you begin to wonder who is this for? Well, I heard for the Queen.