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275 - Appalachian Cryptids

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

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Seven Year Olds Report Fucking Facts

Seven year olds are reputable sources when it comes to size explanations. Two foot like creatures were seen standing in the same pasture not far from this one woman tried to fire her shot gun at them, cause when you don't know what something is, you fuck and try nd kill it. But she missed. Then right afterthey disappeared, a glowing orb appeared in the nearby woods. What does that mean? I don't know, but i bet that squirlander, highlander. There can be only one highlander, thomas folley does also.

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