Side Stories: It's Raining Umbrellas
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Beach Goer 63, Sad Dies After Being Impaled by a Beech Umbrella
I like the beach when you just sit there, right? I like sitting in a chair, because otherwise i get covered in sand and gets in every part of my fucking body here. And then i h've to shake myself off like a dog leaving a lake. That is every single time i go into my car. Isn't that kind of fun, though? That's why you should drive one of thoe little turtles, like a little red turtle sand box. Remember those growing up? Fo soog. But also, as you do get older, you do naturally, instinctively go towards the water. It's fini'm pretty big, dull going towards water. Why? All right
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