You Can Press a Button?

Canned burgers now are encased in a sort of jelly. The whole thing has almost no impact on your digestive system at all. It's like, if you could interview your intestines afterwards and say, what do you think about a burger? They say, what burger? And you'd be like, this interview is over. What if you were offered to make the whole human race in Bortle starting now? Right. You can press a button. So I'm telling you, you just somehow know that I can do it, okay? Okay? So would you press the button? It means everyone lives forever but they stay at the same age that they currently are. Fucking