The Irony of Customer Service

"I just want to go for a walk. It's a beautiful day... But you can't even go for awalk." "How much free internet do you want? They already gave me a month ... Do you need three? Maybe five?" 'This is the sound of like how... You'd be up to your knees in some street, shoveling manure,' he says. "'Rieck at this point' I'm like, Rieck!' The phone rings and it's AT&T customer service. Oh my God! What are they doing?' He asks as his lips tremble with fear. A man on the other end answers: 'Loyalty plays' After