How to Write a Fake Appellate Opinion

"I think he was caught then. I mean, that's why I agree with you. He was caught months ago," CNN legal analyst David Gergen said. "Once the court has caught you committing fraud, you're f***ed either way." The judge added six bogus cases to his April half and took an extra week to figure out how he could have right six convincing looking appellate opinions in two weeks. 'It's also like, what the hell were you thinking? My parents are both lawyers'