The Parrot at a Conference in New Jersey

The parrot was brought to the conference by a man suing Caesar's palace for wrongful imprisonment. Tony explained that the presence of the parrot at the conference was profoundly meaningful. He ranted about the c i a sending people to u f o conference panels to contradict them. After about 35 minutes of this stuff, my eyes felt incredibly dry. I slowly worked my way out of the conference room and headed to the bar to order a bloody mary drink in hand. A middle-aged woman asked me if i had any memories of past lives. She said she had definitely experienced extra terrestrials.