The Importance of a Good Wedding Tradition

I'm very torn on the seating chart on one hand. I just want to have this celebration of all of my favorite fucking people. My husband said he knew he loved me the day he was willing to share his food with me And that's pretty much the most romantic thing anybody's ever said. But then as a perfectionist, I'll be walking around being like Emily, why aren't you sitting in your seat? "You're picking gangs against each other basically sure as fuck am and I am getting a high from it"