The Duchess and the Cook

Alice caught the baby with some difficulty as it was a queer shaped little creature, and she held out its arms and legs in all directions. You see the earth takes 24 hours to turn around on its axis said the duchess chop off her head. If I don't take this child away with me, thought Alice, there's sure to kill it in a day or two. One, it'd be murdered to leave behind. There could be no doubt that it had a very turned up nose which was more like a real nose than a snout for its eyes were getting extremely small. The cook took the cauldron of soup off the fire,. and at once sent to work throwing everything