The Role of Tesla in Constipation

Mark Twain and Nikola Tesla were really good friends. They met in a gentleman's social club and both like billiards. Mark Twain had complained to Tesla about how he had this bad recurring bouts of constipation, right? So Tesla's like, oh, don't worry. I got you, buddy. You get on this and it imparts vitality. It'll basically shake it out of you. And fast, you can say Calaveras County. He jumped right up on there and Tesla told him now, when I tell you, Twain, to get off this thing, you got to get off.