The Legend of Mario

There's some dark shit about Mario. So they're saying that Mario, like the coins are souls. Have you heard of that? Wait, why? That doesn't make sense. I have a funny story because I had it on Wii, right? And we were doing that 100 meter jog shit or something. Then he strapped it on pause and started running through and like cracked his TV. He didn't find out until next morning.