The Most Arrogant Fucking Things I've Ever Heard

"There's Jesus's blood on the thing and they can't analyze it. How does one authenticate it though? You would have to be in cahoots with somebody who already wants a piece of that pie." "I just... I don't know what the guy looked like. We don't known what he looks like, maybe that was a thing" 'What else could we sell as an archaeologist?' 'Well, did a ship... Like a full vessel of some sort' "'How is that preserved'? Let me ask you something: Do you think that’s worth anything?" ‘Do you even want to put it on your head or do you only care about