We Should Ban Nudists

Nancy Pelosi holds a press conference and she says, I had up all he what happened to my husband. If he had a Magnum, three fifty seven, this wouldn't have happened. Clearly the nudists are surely responsible for all of this. No one is actually saying ban hammers. We just want common sense hammer control. Yes. No military grade hammer handles. And we don't want any scary hammer heads. There's too many of them. Anyone could just get them without any background checks.Anyone could just transfer a hammer to another person. It needs to have an orange tip. The government has to intervene immediately.