How to Survive a Cheating Night Out

I went on a lads night out. I was proper invited. Proper lads as well, real lads like they didn't want to talk about apricots. Do you see the difference? Normal people, perv solo. You've all looked at some of them before and thought, oh, she's got a nice bum. He's got an attractive bulge, right? It's not weird. Once you outnumber them, that's when it becomes sinister. And there's all fun and games into one of the lads, a lad named Ribo, a rectangular beast who ended up cheating on his girlfriend. Now, you're all an accessory. The rules are very