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Part One: The Bastard Who Invented The Lobotomy

Behind the Bastards

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I'll Bring My Whip

Walter's father was no less awkward when it came to talking to his young adult son about sex. Walter recalled, I had been showing interest in the external anatomy of my young girl cousins with the aid of his ancient textbooks on anatomy and gynecology illustrated with woodcuts. He dilated upon internal anatomy, reproduction and especially venereal disease threatening to have me followed or even tempted by operatives who would report to him. So if you're a young parent out there looking to stop your kid from fucking too early, this is one way to keep them a virgin for a very long time.

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