Is This a Man Drill?

I was thinking that Roy Wood, who used to be in Wizard, could do a tour. It could be called This Is Not A Man Drill. I think we should be distinguished from the apes when we do our publicity shots. Wherever possible. Sometimes it's just not possible. What is chai, exactly? Chai is just the word for tea - essentially black tea with spices. Did you see there's a cafe up north where if you ask for your coffee politely, it costs less money? That's what separates us from animals and good manners. Oh, I love that. Good manners.