Speaker 2
So years ago, I wrote a comedy rap that actually does exist online. It's called When Santa Leave. And it's about when Santa leaves the North Pole, how high everyone gets because it's a celebration. And there was a verse that I wrote as
Speaker 4
Mrs. Claus. And
Speaker 2
it was sort of talking about how, what a horse she is.
Speaker 1
I'm seeing a theme now and you're a creative person. Absolutely.
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I want is for everyone to be a whore. A woman in Christmas. She's
Speaker 1
She gets around. It was
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literally like, you got in North Pole, I got a tight hole. It
Speaker 2
was like the most like basic. And again, it was like, I would never perform it again because again, I don't think the world needs me to be rapping. But at the time, it's just like, lonely island culture. It was like, yeah, we're rapping. That's comedy.
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And so like, I just ripped
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this viciously, whorish line as Mrs. Claus. And I continued to talk about her and my Christmas content.
Speaker 4
I'm fascinated by her, but I hope she's getting flocked.
Speaker 1
I hope so too. I mean, here's the thing. Mrs. Claus and Santa are immortal. So they
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figured it out.
Speaker 1
They've got a system, I'm sure. I imagine they're not like new to this. They've had a lot of this. Wait,
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that's actually
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the culture in our 50. Mrs. Claus and Santa aren't new to
Speaker 1
this. They're true to this. Yeah. And that's the Christmas spirit. Oh my God.
Speaker 2
They figured that. So you think that it's a little bit like, you know, maybe like Tom Cruisey. It's like a weird sort of for images. But
Speaker 1
here's a question just amongst your question for the culture. Just for the culture. Do you think they are in the open situation where they it's like out of sight, out of mind, like when he's gone, they can. That's my preferred situation. Okay. Or do you think they're more of like a he goes and does it. She has her moment and then they come home and they talk about it. They
Speaker 2
talk about it. I hope not.
Speaker 1
Here's the thing. She can't lie though because she'll be on the naughty list. I know. So literally if he's like, what did you do last night? She goes, you don't want to
