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We are what we pretend to be. You've got to pretend to be an expert in salary negotiation in the situation. How do i open an email when i'm writing to two people of equal importance without insulting one or the other? Can i go alphabetically? Arguably, how can i avoid naming either of them without its sounding weird and stilted? Also, when you get an email that has the other brother's name first, are you insulted? Not a witch, but named for one? Samantha, a john, yes. John, i don't know. All right, hank. The next question comes from samantha, who writes, dear john and hank