JavaScript

JavaScript has this deployment model where I can send my source code to my aunt or my cousin who knows nothing about programming and they can run it. It's amazing. No Haskell, I have never really done any Haskell except for the Elm, which isn't Haskell, but is Haskell-ish, the closest I've gotten. If you are a zealot and you really want to get into it, I'd say go to the source, man.