How to Be a Good Santa

A Santa pub crawl is an act of violence We have to explain this Dude, I took my daughter to see Santa. Two nights later we take her to a thing where there was a free range Santa And my daughter's like That's not the same Santa It's not Oh, uh Here we go Um, well Santa has a lot of helpers That help him out Yeah That's right and this scary one Looked like him He's scary, yes But he enough proves I wouldn't worry Let's go get some food Yeah Or just try to put her to sleepYeah, there's a cave And there's a Cave And Santa knows where the cave is So you don't have to worry about