You Want to Bring People Up to Speed?

I used to be that person who was like, it just doesn't sound right grammatically. It doesn't. And sometimes I code switch. If I want to actually tell an anecdote to my wife alone in the room,sometimes I code switch and I say, I see, listen, I'm going to use the old words. The state of being thick, sticky, and semi fluid and consistency due to internal friction. That's external friction usually. They call it a fee fee bag. Do you know that you can make a masturbator out of a milk carton? I mean, can't you make almost anything into an masturbator if you really try? If you're hungry enough