How the Fuck Am I Necessary to Confront Him About His Abnormal Towel Practices?

"How the fuck am i supposed to confront him about hisabnormal towel practices without hurting his feelings and making things weird?" "This is what you do. Go to bed, bath and beyond, all right? And just go buy him three cheap towels, and then call him into the bathroom." 'And right before he gets there, you already have his old towel in the tub, covered in lighter fluid,. And right as you hear his footsteps coming around the corner, you light that towel on fire.''You are sitting indian style on the tank behind the toilet,' she says. "'As he walks in, just go, happi a ate a. And just hav him