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Welcome to yet another installment of send news where we will be reading out certain articles and certain new segments from all around the world. We are probably more professional at this now because again we are doing this as true real journalists in a very serious fashion over at first thought. With that being said, I give the floor to our favorite yank to start with the first story of the day. Can there be a favorite if you dislike all the rest? The least unfavourite is how it's absolutely acceptable to be racist to like occasion Americans and Brits. It's like 100% okay. Oh yeah can you call me a crack or any time boys? I'm glad you didn't include