Introduction

Dan and Jordan college fight. We're a couple dudes. Sit around, worship at the altar of Celine and talk a little bit about Alex, Joe. I've had a number of birthdays and I feel like none have ever been as eventful as this one. So Tucker Carlson gets fired Yeah. And a little bit later in the day Don Lemon gets fired. Dan. Jordan. Quick question for you. What's up? How we doing? How we do the year of zero conversation? No, I'm saying is there a party for you for your birthday the day you're born?" "I think most people would rightly consider it a nightmarish bloody mess of screaming"