"This movie is not just a piece of f***. This movie is a flaming piece of dog piled the top, an entire dumpster on fire piled the top a landfill filled with dog p***," says BMO's Oppenheimer. "Every joke that happens in this film happens basically within the first 45 seconds of the film," he adds. 'The repeat business on this movie is going to be nonexistent because it was written by two people who are so smug and self-satisfied'