The Man with the Penis on His--PENGUINS WIN!!!
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
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I Ate a Kilogram of Gold Up My Butt
"I ate a kilogram of gold. I can eat as much gold as i want and then fly wherever i want," he says. "It's not illegal to eat gold. Everyone knows that i didn't put it up, but i ate it." 'If you're going to smuggle something into the country why not try eating it? Why not try i and see if it works?' asks Australian customs officer at Sydney airport.
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