Woman Shot in Face With Hot Dog Cannon

A Philadelphia Phillies fan has reportedly been injured after the team's mascot shot her in the face with a hot dog cannon. The woman was left with minor bruising under one eye and has been offered free tickets to the next Phillies game as compensation so that she can be hit in the face by another hot dog. Have you ever had a food-related accident? Like, for example, have you ever dropped food on something or on yourself? Have you ever choked on food or maybe got food stuck somewhere? I'm always choking on my food. Can you? If it looks, brother, have a... something choking you at some point? Haven't you had a fish bone stuck in your throat?