The Most Perf Thing I've Ever Heard

i want to talk about a time when you think that your home town might have disowned you. I'm a proud melvenian. That is the most perth thing you've ever said. Everone grows up in perth, western australia, which is technical not even really australia. They all grow up wishing they were from melbourne. And feuda nover east, over east and fou de. Now come over east, come to melbourne and gloat and call yourself a melburnian. Is the most perf thing i've ever heard. Does it count though, that i've like jonas, i made it, but like i've it