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Terence, the Tardigrade, and Dux Micarounds
I'm Terence the tardigrade. I'm here for the babysitting job. But you're so tiny. Indeed I am. Our size is just one of the things that makes tardigrades awesome babysitters. Unlike some other giant babysitters, kids find me super approachable and cute. Plus, if little baby Sophie is near a scary fire or abducted by aliens, I won't be afraid. Radiation, extreme temperatures, the vastness of space. I can survive it all. Great. What other qualifications do you have? Well, when Sophie feels lonely, I'll hug her using all eight of my cute pudgy arms and I can't starve. So