The Role Play of Kevin Versus the State

"You're like a Johnny Appleseed traveling the nation, sewing mirth in our toll booths by tossing bon mots their way," he says. "I was taking my daughter back to college one night, and we decided to get yogurt, and so we're in this long line ... So I get up there, look at the board and say, hmm, I'll have the kong pao chicken, and I tell you, she laughed, and is still probably laughing to this day."