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Part Six: A Complete History of the Illuminati

Behind the Bastards

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The Discordian Culture Jamming in the 1990s

The first step for magic to be effective is that you have to believe in the magic. The fact that Charlie Kirk believes that witches can make him sick means that he has now opened up the possibility in his brain to get sick because of magic. All you have to do is visualize his face getting smaller and smaller until he develops a series of horrible rashes. If you have some time today when you listen to this, everyone just think about giving Charlie Kirk chlamydia. Let's all just let's all just work on that together psychically Just a little bit of the clap for old Charlie Kirk. I think we can do it.

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