The Weird Superhero Backpack

An army of evil backpacks just took over the country. I think it's safe to call that weird. What are we going to do? Look up there in the sky. In the back. It's a plane. No, it's... Oh, backpack? Not just any backpack. It is I! Super weird, superhero backpack. You're a backpack? Then part you wearing a t-shirt. And why do you have worms in your pockets? Oh, because I'm super weird. Meanwhile, at the White House, thank you, Mr. President. We accept your surrender. There are simply too many backpacks in this country for our military to handle. Now that we