The Hardest Time I Ever Lied

There's only two times I laughed. It could be silly as my point. Well didn't I tell one recently? I was trying to tell a different one. The pool one, it's so silly. My friend laughed until he puked. There was another time I made my friend laugh until he puke. And I'm not ashamed to say I love my own sons of humor so I often can make myself laugh really, really hard. How many guys do you think I've had in my house with Mike's? You want to be alone with that? Yeah, me a drink. Okay, go on.