You Have a Mustash?

"Since we just started seeing each other, i didn't want to come out and say, bey, babe, you shave today. Seemed a little self conscious as it is," he said. "I needed away to remove this stash without being invalved." He called his friend who was playing hockey in canada at the time; she got a random tex from a canadian number that just says, 'you have a mustash' The next day when they met up for drinks, her peach fuzz had disappeared.