The War on Christmas

Trees are alive on my world, but they don't communicate. Just take its life. Do you give the tree 30 minutes to let you know if it's the overnight? There is a war on Christmas. A lot of people in Foon who don't like this celebration. They feel like it's a little... It's barbaric. But I disagree. Most people agree that it's amazing. How does Christmas work? Well, there's this guy. This guy named Chris. Don't even get me started. He's like 20 Arneys. And he clogs. That sounds like something I would do. Oh, yeah. The joy of putting up with him all year where