A Shadow Man Strikes a Smoking Salon Friend

The vibrator is a full-on click-to-button top. You have to press down and click it with your thumb. It hadn't been used in so long, we both forgot it was there. Right then and there, I knew it was my smoking salon friend. A shadow man trying to get with me. He still plays with my music, leaves me dimes. One was in my bra last week. And yes, he's still trying to quit smoking. The vibrator is safely tucked away and battery-free, just in case. Well, ladies, I hope you enjoyed my haunted tale. Please keep doing what you do."